Seriously, Carlos, don’t.

But welcome to San Francisco.  Don’t worry, you don’t have to play like you did with the Astros.  Playing like you have the rest of this season will make us more than happy, and we’ll love you, no matter what Zack Wheeler goes on to do with his career.  Play well, and you’ll get a ring.

By the way, National Media: It’s ZACK.  With a K.  Just like all his strikeouts.  Not Zach.  And definitely not Zachary.  Zack.  You’d think a media that grew up on Saved by the Bell would know the difference.

Special Thursday strip!  Rog has been working overtime lately, but this was awesome.  Don’t worry, there’s still a Friday strip coming, and you won’t be disappointed.