Not gonna root for the Dodgers, because duh.

Not gonna root for the Cardinals, because @BestFansStLouis.

Not gonna root for the Red Sox, because they’re as overexposed (and overpaid) as the Yankees and Dodgers.  I wouldn’t mind them going into another long drought.  Not 100+ years.  Just like, 47 years.  You know, not long enough to garner real sympathy.

I guess I’m rooting for the Tigers.