The Lunatic Fringe

There is some irony in that you can build a stadium with all the latest technologies, and they have problems with the one technology that is the oldest.  Well, oldest except for the stairs.  Even those are getting replaced by the escalators.

All that new turf, and it couldn’t survive one preseason football game without falling apart.

Well, one preseason football game, and one soccer game.

It was probably because of those Euro-soccer fools.  Ruining our fields and all with the ball hitting the ground intentionally and not picking it up.  If we wanted that, the Niners would still have Kyle Williams on the roster, wouldn’t they?

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This is why we can’t have nice football stadiums.  Except Stanford.