The Lunatic Fringe

There are some things that one just should not have to suffer for a job.  Wearing the color of your rivals, every day?

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In the meantime, the San Francisco Giants released a promo picture of the Brian Wilson garden gnome, and it looks…

Sunglasses?  Really?

And what is with that tan?  That coloring is about as fake as the beard.  Heck, it kind of almost looks like Sergio Romo if he went on the minor-league Pablo Sandoval diet.

Meh.  I suppose it could be worse.  It is a free giveaway.  But it just looks so…cheap.  Which Brian Wilson will not be in the near future.  And, frankly, I liked our version of the Brian Wilson gnome so much better.