The Lunatic Fringe

The dream is, going down to Arizona for a few days, watching some stress-free baseball, and partying with the ASU girls who didn’t go away for Spring Break.

The reality is being stressed just paying for the trip, dealing with worse parking situations than AT&T Park with no mass transit, and all the ASU girls flee the wave of tech businessmen on holiday who can actually afford to go!

GENTRIFICATION IS RUINING SPRING TRAINING, Y’ALL!!!!!

(/sarcasm)