The Lunatic Fringe

This script was written on Saturday, during the day.  Since then, the Giants have picked up two more walk-off wins.

This is not an exaggeration.  I’m surprised that Pepcid or Tums haven’t found a way to do some sort of an endorsement deal at AT&T Park yet.  Heck, for the Garlic Fries or Cha Cha bowls alone…

Could a Maalox bottle be able to replace the Coke bottle if the soda company decides to stop their endorsement?